Toupee Musings

Rumor has it chia toupees are the next big thing. We here at Toupee Tundra don’t want to speculate, so instead we’re just going to explore the idea. At first look the idea has some merits. To be able to essentially grow whatever style and color hair you desire certain does have some appeal. One could trim the chia hair and use food coloring to change the colors. It would be environmentally friendly and most likely help cut down on the use of hair dyes and all the products that go along with those. Of course new products would have to be developed in order to keep your new foliage ‘leafy and green.’ One does have to wonder if the chia toupees would have the same growth rate as the more mainstream chia pets (chia pets take about an average of one week to fully sprout). Another question raised; would you have to regularly water your chia hair? Of course if chia toupees work out, the chia company could expand into a whole new line involving facial hair.
Interesting….
Please feel free to offer your ideas and/or opinions on the subject of ‘chia hair’?
Thanks to Julie for suggesting this topic!